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· Behind the scenes

How to build a room that feels colder

The ward is the same 11 °C as every other vault. Visitors swear it’s colder. Our set builder on doors, wallpaper and the art of the slightly wrong.

A set builder’s workbench under a lamp: an old door being distressed, paint tins and wallpaper samples, a half-built room frame behind

Every vault under Saltgate sits at eleven degrees, summer and winter. Ask anyone coming out of Ward Nine and they’ll tell you the ward was colder. It isn’t. It just looks it.

Light that comes from the wrong side

Cold rooms in films are lit from below and from behind. We do the same with the ward’s one working lamp: it hangs low at the far end, so every bed throws its shadow towards you.

Doors older than the building

Every door down here was rescued from a demolition somewhere else. We take them apart, swap the hinges to the other side and hang them a centimetre too low. Nobody can say why the door feels wrong. They just walk through faster.

Nothing is new

The sheets on the beds are washed fifty times before they go down. The wallpaper in The Lodger is printed, pasted, then peeled back by hand over a week. A room that looks finished is a room nobody is afraid of.

Ask the porter

Walk-throughs, tickets, safety and the bar

Evening. Ask me about the walk-throughs and how frightening they are, age limits, the safe word, group bookings, the bar or how to find the door.

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